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Your mobile has been reported stolen Someone has reported their mobile as being stolen and they receive an automated
message telling them their mobile will be cut off in five minutes….
Sex Disease Clinic An ex-girlfriend has caught something nasty and has been to the clinic. Now a Dr
from the clinic is ringing up all her ex-boyfriends to see if they have had any of the
symptoms…
Is Quentin There?
The victim will get a call from someone looking for a chap called Quentin. She’s
pretty rude when she hears it’s a wrong number. Then when they put the phone
down they immediately get another call from someone looking for Quentin and
another and another until they finally get a call from Quentin who is very pissed off
that the victim hasn’t taken any messages…
Phone Engineer
They get an automated call from the local phone exchange as someone has reported
their phone number (it reads it to them) as being faulty. They are informed that it will
need to be tested by the local exchange voice calibration system, could they just
repeat a few word and phrases…
It’s reality TV
Someone has dropped out at the last minute and they need a replacement who is
game for a laugh, have you got clean pants on?
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I’m Returning your call
A quick fire joke that results in multiple calls from the same guy and he is not happy
bunny because he is right in the middle of something….
Automated Order Confirmation
The victim gets a call confirming their ‘order’ from a dodgy internet site, somehow
they have got his name and are going to deliver the dodgy items to his home today in
five minutes, unless… This wind up plays the victim their own name and the current
date and time.
Hi, you’re live on the Radio
It’s a radio producer and they are going to be live on the radio in 30 seconds because
an ex-partner of theirs has rung in the show and answered three questions. If they
get them right they win a luxury holiday with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please
don’t swear because it’s live…
The Dating Agency
They get an automated call from the dating agency because someone signed them
up and registered a voice mailbox for them. Their advert has already attracted some
messages from likely partners then the system plays the messages and asks them to
record a response…
and more ...
We're adding new windups all the time, so check back regularly !
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The pranks are so convincing the victim will believe that they're talking to a real person - and the
computer is probably smarter than they are! Using the latest technology available, our system
listens and responds to what the victim says - just like a real conversation. These are the most
advanced prank phone calls anywhere in the world!
~ INSTRUCTIONS ~
1) Dial 0904 084 0010 then select the windup and enter the victims phone number.
2) The victim is called, and the windup begins with the computer responding to their tone of voice, and response - it will even redial if they hangup!
3) You are in control throughout the call listening in and enjoying the victim's response. You can end the call at any time.
4) Tell your mates about www.pranks.co.uk !
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Calls cost £1 / minute - Obtain bill payers permission before calling
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